Friday, August 26, 2011

When The Pimp Becomes The Ho | Dlisted

I guess I'm back to some blogging.

via Dlisted:

And since it never gets old, here's a lost scene from Keeping Up with the Kardashians of Pimp Mama Kris schooling her whores during a family meeting:

When The Pimp Becomes The Ho | Dlisted

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

How could you not root for the Red Sox and Watch True Blood?

After looking at this photo of Joe Manganiello from True Blood, I've come to the conclusion that a lot of Boston Red Sox fans are hot and thus, everyone needs to be on board if they want someone to "put a ring on it." Kidding... So possibly seeing the great celebrity fans at Fenway Park: Jake Gyllenhaal, Matt Damon and possibly a tad few of the awesome Boston Red Sox themselves how could you think to yourself I can't get behind them??


I mean really? 

Seriously how can you resist? Watch True Blood and root for the Red Sox and hate the Yankees. Or your dead to me. Kidding...

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I think we're alone now..MPG



Hilarious. I love it when guys have fun like this. Good to see. And the driver Mr. Allen totally has Tiffany's shoulder beat down. 

Monday, May 24, 2010

Richard Gasquet Vs. Andy Murray

Richard Gasquet


Vs. Andy Murray

Dubbed the "baby Federer" Richard Gasquet just won a title in Nice, France and I had a hard time picking him over Andy Murray in the Tennis Channel Racquet Bracket. Gasquet has just taken the opening set 6-4 AND NOW As I'm finishing this post won the second set tiebreak to go 6-4,7-6! This very could go to the fifth set. As Andy has said:

As I have tried to weigh in on my bracket the influence of the Paris spectators cheering or jeering comes this from the Telegraph:

"He's definitely one of the best players that's not seeded," Murray said. "I'm going to have to play very well to beat him."
At the other three slams, a player from the host nation would expect pretty much unconditional support from the crowds, but that is not how it always plays out in Paris, and Gasquet, a shy and nervous man, has had a complicated relationship with his public, once disclosing that he feared how they would react “if things go wrong”.
At the other three slams, a player from the host nation would expect pretty much unconditional support from the crowds, but that is not how it always plays out in Paris, and Gasquet, a shy and nervous man, has had a complicated relationship with his public, once disclosing that he feared how they would react “if things go wrong”.









Andy Murray is cuter,

But his booty may not be as cute as Richard's...

Vs. Andy...



And just one more booty shot:

Ok, one more:


I wish Andy was on my team:


Maybe Andy should just be thinking about winning the Queens Club again and get off the clay:


And just another shot of hotness from some of the top men for good measure.

In order from left to right:

Ivan Ljubičić, Tommy Haas, Fernando Gonzalez, Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, Fernando Verdasco, Robin Soderling, Juan Martin del Potro and definitely the cutest from the photo-Novak Djokovic. I love how Robin Soderling looks bored, Verdasco looks like Novak is stealing the spotlight and Ivan is just wondering: "what am I doing here?'

Saturday, May 22, 2010

"Fidelity": Don't Divorce... (by Courage Campaign w/ Regina Spektor)

From the Courage Campaign: Dear Dems,

Dear Democrats:

We need to talk.

This may be a hard letter to read, but I need to figure out if this relationship is still healthy for me. For the longest time, I thought we had something special. Remember how much fun we used to have back when we were young, and control of the Congress and the presidency was just a crazy dream? You always used to ask me for help, and you knew I'd never turn you down.

You were so adorable when we were courting. Sure, you never really understood me, but I liked that you seemed to try. The White House cocktail parties were totally fun, and that Easter Egg Roll is something I'll always cherish. Or remember the time you let me march in the Inaugural parade! Other than that whole Rick Warren thing, I really thought we had a connection.

I know you kept telling me that you weren't ready for marriage, but I was willing to wait since you had promised so much else in the meantime.

But now, I've kind of had it. I'm just not getting what I need out of this relationship. You rarely call me anymore, and when you do it's to ask for money. We talked about joining the military together -- but now it seems like you are flaking on that commitment. You promised to protect me from the homophobes at work, but you don't seem to be in a hurry to actually do it. And that Department of Justice brief thing was just cruel. I'll never understand why you did that.

It almost seems like you're embarrassed by me in public. I know not everyone in your family approves of us, but before you got your new job, it seemed like you didn't care what they thought and were always ready to fight for me. Now, it's like you're a different person.

Please don't take this the wrong way. I still think we have a future. I want us to have a future. But I need this relationship to be healthy for both of us. And I just can't get excited anymore by your empty promises and half-gestures.

I need you to take a real step. You know what I'm talking about -- the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell.

I still worry every day that I can be fired in 29 states just because I'm gay. And my friend who is transgender can be fired in 38 states. I know you can do it. You've helped protect people from employment discrimination on the basis of race, sex, religion, disability and many other characteristics. Each time my friend and I have been left behind. It's our turn. ENDA's time has come.

It's our turn to be welcomed into the military as well. I want to serve my country openly and proudly. I was so excited when you promised you would repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell this year after 17 long years of putting up with it.

Now, I can't even get you to talk about DADT. You promised to change. I know that you can. But why should I stand by your side when you can't keep your promises to me?

I get that you're scared. But I'm scared too -- scared of losing you. You need to prove to me that you really care. You need to finally give me the Employment Non-Discrimination Act and repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell, like you promised.

I have enough disappointments in my life. I need you to not be one of them.

Love,

The Gays (and all those who love and care about them)

P.S. And one of my favorite videos made by the Courage Campaign:


Tuesday, April 27, 2010

My friend is trying to make a blog.

This is her first post:


What the fuck am I doing???

How much would it cost to hire someone to set this shit up!!??

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Perkins invite pulled over 'Don't Ask' - Jen DiMascio - POLITICO.com

Awesome was my first response.

Tony Perkins, a critic of the president’s pledge to reverse the ban on gays in the military says Andrews Air Force Base pulled back a longstanding invitation for him to speak because of his views.

“As a former Marine officer, I’m sure you understand the situation in which we find ourselves,” Air Force Chaplain Lt. Col. Gary Bertsch wrote Perkins as he cancelled the invitation. “As military members we are sworn to support our Commander in Chief, and are forbidden to make or support statements which run counter to our roles as members of the armed forces.”

Perkins invite pulled over 'Don't Ask' - Jen DiMascio - POLITICO.com

Monday, February 1, 2010

Scott Brown Credits Cosmo With Getting Him To The Senate (VIDEO)

His accent comes out at the end of the interview:"I never thought the truck would be a natl. symbol of freedom..." His Bostonian accent is hilarious.

Scott Brown Credits Cosmo With Getting Him To The Senate (VIDEO)

And I have to admit, he's kind of sexy. But many other men of the east coast are sexier. Per example, Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting.

Taken from HuffingtonPost:

In an "SNL" sketch last night, Democrats unable to find the appeal of newly elected Scott Brown were swooned by a winking, shirtless Jon Hamm. The guest host was hilarious impersonating the Massachusetts Senator, perfectly playing the role of hunk and showing up in the fantasies of Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, and others.

An infatuated Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) was quite taken with Brown's political come-ons: "I want to introduce something to the floor. It's called 'Your Panties.'"


WATCH:

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Sad Brad Smith - "Help Yourself"

For friends-

I want you to try...
To help yourself.

I know you'll help us when your feeling better
And we realize that it might not be for a long, long time...
But were willing to wait on you-
We believe in everything that you can do
If you could only
lay down your mind...

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Ummm No.

She's only giving money to her two children, and she pointed out her newfound practicality by saying she wouldn't get a $12.99 canine version of the Snuggie for her sister's dog.

"There would have been a year when I would have gotten that," she said.

A canine version of a Snuggie? Seriously? No. Just no.

Early Reports On Black Friday Sales Show Signs Of Life

Monday, November 23, 2009

Insurance Company Rules

This is awesome. If only I could joke about this on the tennis courts.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Friday, October 23, 2009

Happy Holidays from the Sony Ericsson WTA Tour

I know it's way too early for this but I just found it and love it. So cute, love most of these players.